may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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How's work?
Spinning.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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