Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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