you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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