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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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