Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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