funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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