sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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