why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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