the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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