Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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