You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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