How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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