i permit you to call me
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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