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16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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