So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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