apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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