i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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