I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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