i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize