Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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