I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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