i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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