talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize