what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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