Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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