Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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