my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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