why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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