I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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