But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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