Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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