dude i'm inner monologue high
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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