Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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