D3 body, D1 cock
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Randomize