We're like a lot better than the average bears
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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