I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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