you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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