I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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