Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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