I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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