i just had sex bonerless
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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