He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
don't judge my taste in strippers
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WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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