how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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