so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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