I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
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no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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