sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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She's the barista slut.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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