I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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