I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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