: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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