found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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