I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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